do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Operation Purity has been aborted
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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