i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
