Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
im about as happy as oj after his trial
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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