I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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