Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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