do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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