It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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