it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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