Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
third nipple confirmed
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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