real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
pray to the hookup gods
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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