it's too hot outside to masturbate.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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