just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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