"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
