I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Randomize
