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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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