Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I DEMAND FORESKIN
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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