How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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