and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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