She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
