Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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