oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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