Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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