we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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