SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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