Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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