and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
