Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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