did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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