That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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