shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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