Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
How naked do you want me to be?
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