their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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