Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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