Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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