Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
