You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Can you bring me the toilet please
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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