just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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