the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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