"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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