So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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