Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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