so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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