I wish I could punch you in the face.
look no pants
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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