He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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