Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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