If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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