Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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