it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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