Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
