I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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