these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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